Happy Chicken Shop

This place looks like shet. Patties is the only reason theyre still running. the man who served my shoved his finger up his huge nose nd used the same finger to grab my fries without a glove. DISGUSTANG!

Good evening fellow intellectuals and masterminds. I would like to repudiate in the strongest possible terms the review left by my esteemed colleague Josh Fucfais. Contrary to the account of Mr Fucfais, I would like to report that the level of service I have received from this fine local establishment has always been exceptional. I have witnessed minimal or perhaps even suboptimal levels of nosepicking. Overall, I give this restaurant a 4 out of 6.